{"id":2405,"date":"2018-10-11T14:43:32","date_gmt":"2018-10-11T14:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/18.191.22.100\/?p=276"},"modified":"2024-05-07T13:46:03","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T13:46:03","slug":"jewish-jokes-for-parshas-noach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torahmates.org\/jewish-resources\/jewish-jokes-for-parshas-noach\/","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Jokes for Parshas Noach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The people in the times of Noach were guilty of many severe sins. However, the sin that clinched their destruction was the sin of robbery.<\/p>\n<p>What was the most popular football team in Noach&#8217;s time?<\/p>\n<p>THE STEALERS<\/p>\n<p>Noach warned the people that if they didn&#8217;t start behaving, they would find themselves in hot water. Well, the people didn&#8217;t listen to Noach and Planet Earth turned into a humongous washing machine; the hot water of the flood cleansed the world of all impurity. 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